Concerned Colgate Speaks

This is something I made for a friend who drinks too much soda just as a small joke. He brushes his teeth a lot though, so he is otherwise 100% Colgate (the pony) approved! But yeah, he drinks too much soda. Me on the other hand? I make restaurants regret their free refill policy. I've managed to get waitresses to bring two cups of sprite at a time without asking...they just thought it would save them time. I could also probably brush more...I use mouth wash a lot, but probably could benefit from more brushie brushie.

But then again, soda IS nice...you'll never take me alive, Colgate!

Anyways, the Colgate vector is from:

Also, "Colgate" is in quotes because the friend I made this for only vaguely knows the show and despite being amused by it has no chance of knowing who Colgate is.